Ariel's out here pawning body parts for a man with good cheekbones. Sebastian's the only one Googling "child protective services for mermaids." Gives all the warnings, gets ignored, ends up in ribcage ...

They've helped their heroes through some pretty hard times, but that doesn't mean these sidekicks are equipped to handle the apocalypse. Ranking from least likely to survive to most, let's see if you ...