Two aspects of personal grooming I have virtually never attempted to perform myself are shaving the back of my neck, and trimming my sideburns. Whenever I shave I trim the LEVEL of the 'burns, but ...
When it gets to that point of the haircut and the barber asks, "What are we doing with your sideburns?" it turns out there is a wrong answer. The only unacceptable answer is to completely shave off ...