This postapocalyptic job market has turned working men into the wolves from The Grey. Go near our employment, and we’ll devour your testicles while our buddy claws out your eyeballs. So we can’t ...

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The tension between grape growers and hungry birds is at an all-time high. Standard-issue scarecrows have proven ineffective. Air cannons no longer startle. It’s time to call in the secret weapon.

This is going to be a short post. In City Council yesterday, 6th-District Councilman Bobby Henon introduced a bill amending the zoning code to provide regulations for “wacky-waving, inflatable ...

You know those brightly colored inflatable tube men that often populate used car lots and mattress emporiums? According to The Daily Astorian, the Port of Astoria on Thursday morning put the ...

Codes doesn't like em - and they are technically a codes violation. The Council will vote to reverse the law. But a bill proposed by Metro Councilman Darren Jernigan, who represents parts of Hermitage ...