Stephen Colbert is about as stressed out as you after Donald Trump's first week back in his second presidential term. As he geared up to tell his audience about some of the most recent, jarring stuff in his monologue,

Stephen Colbert opened Monday’s inauguration day edition of CBS’ “The Late Show” by giving us permission to live by “airport rules” for the next four years: “Calories don’t count, and it’s perfectly reasonable to have a vodka tonic at 8 a.

Late Show” host Stephen Colbert called out President Donald Trump for an “autocratic move” in his attempt to freeze all federal grants, potentially putting trillions of dollars on the line. As Colbert noted,

Stephen Colbert started his Tuesday monologue assuring his audience that he didn't want to "cause panic," but he said this while discussing a lot of panic-inducing stuff, beginning with the latest illegal and unconstitutional actions Donald Trump has taken since taking office,